The angel was impressed: "God, you're a genius. You thought of everything!
By the time the Lord made woman, he was already six days of working overtime.
An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so against him
for a long time?"
And the Lord answered: "Have you seen the spec sheet, which I did for him
She must be washable, but not plastic, have over 200
the movable element, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and
leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at the same time,
a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
and she will do everything with only two hands. "
The angel was astounded at the requirements: "Only two hands !? No
possible! And this is the only type of model? This is too much for one day!
Wait until tomorrow to finish. "
"But I can not wait," the Lord protested, "I'm this close to the heart of creative
to finishing. She already heals herself when she is sick
stays and can work 18-hour days. "The angel moved closer and
touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord."
"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You do not
no idea what she can endure or accomplish. "
"Will she be able to think?" asked the angel.
God answered: "Not only think, but also to reason and negotiate."
The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
"Oops, it looks like the leak in this model. I told you to try it
"It's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" asked the angel.
God said, "The tear is expressing her joy, sorrow, pain, frustration,
love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride. "