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Angele Love

03.05.2017 - 11:45 Vaadatud 259 korda. Sinu päevik »

The angel was impressed: "God, you're a genius. You thought of everything!

By the time the Lord made woman, he was already six days of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so against him for a long time?" And the Lord answered: "Have you seen the spec sheet, which I did for him She must be washable, but not plastic, have over 200 the movable element, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at the same time, a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and she will do everything with only two hands. " The angel was astounded at the requirements: "Only two hands !? No possible! And this is the only type of model? This is too much for one day! Wait until tomorrow to finish. " "But I can not wait," the Lord protested, "I'm this close to the heart of creative to finishing. She already heals herself when she is sick stays and can work 18-hour days. "The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord." "She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You do not no idea what she can endure or accomplish. " "Will she be able to think?" asked the angel. God answered: "Not only think, but also to reason and negotiate." The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like the leak in this model. I told you to try it too much." "It's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!" "What's the tear for?" asked the angel. God said, "The tear is expressing her joy, sorrow, pain, frustration, love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride. "


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